Looking for a good laugh? Check out these hilarious and light-hearted sex quotes that are sure to put a smile on your face. Whether you’re single, in a relationship, or somewhere in between, these quotes will remind you that sex can be funny, awkward, and downright hilarious.
1. “Sex is like pizza. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.” – Unknown
2. “Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go, it’s pretty damn good.” – Woody Allen
3. “Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. ‘Yes’ is the answer.” – Swami X
4. “Sex is a bit like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.” – Unknown
5. “Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.” – Unknown
6. “Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.” – Marilyn Monroe
7. “Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.” – John Callahan
8. “Sex is a great way to connect with someone. But if you’re not careful, it’s also a great way to connect with someone you don’t want to be connected to.” – Unknown
9. “Sex is like money; only too much is enough.” – John Updike
10. “Sex is like a game of bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.” – Mae West
Remember, laughter is the best medicine, especially when it comes to sex. So go ahead and share these funny quotes with your friends or partner for a good chuckle!